Friday, March 11, 2016

Questions Authors Ask: How often would Lizard People Lay Eggs?

Or, "The Ovulation of Fictional Beings!"

Another fairly unscientific look at something only an author would bother thinking about

You know what most people don't ask themselves every day?  "What would it be like to be a sexually mature female lizardfolk?"  You know why?  Because... well... why would you?  "Because you're an author writing about anthropomorphized lizard/dragon people and when and how they ovulate is something that you want to know!"  Now why would you want- "Stop asking me questions and read the blog!"

My novel features lizardfolk, if you haven't noticed, so one thing I recently started wondering was how they reproduce.  It may not come up explicitly in my novel, but it affects the language you use when discuss their culture and life cycle.  Do you call an infant a baby or a hatchling?  Do you say," When you were born," or "When you hatched?"  Do they build a sort of nest?  Do they incubate?  These questions need to be answered as they impact how the characters go through life.

My answer was for them to come from eggs, and that was enough for me to answer what I needed to know.  Later on, however, I began researching how eggs are fertilized in order to understand what would be involved for harvesting eggs from a different chicken-like creature without them becoming fertilized.  That sent me down the mental rabbit hole of egg laying frequency in chickens, which made me realize that my lizard people might have a situation on their hands.  If you're an egg eating, child-rearing, sentient species, what would your people do if mature sexually-inactive females laid an infertile egg at semi regular intervals?



If you think about it, humans do this, if in a very different way.  Female menstruation is quite literally the human body passing an unused egg out of its system.  Now granted, humans don't lay eggs covered in a shell filled with nutrients for the potential fetus inside.  They pass a microscopic cell and an internal lining along with some blood.  Messy, inconvenient, and often painful due to cramps.  Birds and reptiles, however, can lay unfertilized eggs complete with shell and yolk, and a humanoid bird/lizard person might do the same.

Now, these creatures I'm thinking about are completely fictional, and the answers to these questions of how, why, when, and what are entirely up to me, their creator.  It could be said that there is no need for me to decide or go into detail about any of this especially when it may not come up directly in the story.  But knowing how this might work will proactively answer questions I would need to ask if my characters have children.  In my book's case, the answer to "what came first: the chicken or the egg?" is the chicken, but that just means I have to figure out the eggs before they show up in my story.

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

New Goal! Write Chapters 8,9, & 10

Then buy X-COM 2

Because motivation is key

Just a quick post!  So I've got a plan to write chapters 8-10 ASAP so I can get XCOM 2!  Is it irony that compels me to write so that I can buy another distraction to keep me from writing?  Who cares!  If it makes me write three chapters, I'll take it!  Besides, I've been thinking so much about XCOM that it's already distracting me, so if I scratch the itch, maybe I'll write even more!

Now in a previous post, I mentioned Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak would be my next distraction but with so many people streaming XCOM online (and not streaming Deserts) it's hard not to want to play one more than the other.  So hopefully I'll have XCOM soon.  Planning on making my team based on the SPARTANs and ODSTs of the HALO universe.  Because XCOM doesn't have the monopoly on aliens vs. human warfare.  And besides.  Trying to keep all my favorite characters from HALO alive in the relentlessly unforgiving universe of XCOM will be glorious.  Will John-117 survive to see the aliens defeated, or will another have to rise in his place to save mankind?

Find out when/if I get XCOM 2!  Might even start documenting my successes and failures somewhere.  

For now, enjoy the trailer!

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Questions Authors Ask: Do Dragons Have Ears?

Or, "How do reptilian organisms hear?"

This post will not be very scientific at all

As a writer, one might find themselves trying to include, describe, or understand a concept that is foreign to them.  For instance we humans have these specialized flaps of skin and cartilage on the sides of our heads that assist us in being able to hear a specific range of acoustic vibrations that allow us to detect danger and communicate.  Many other mammals have similar structures that allow them to hear the specific sounds that are pertinent to their lives.  And science tells us that most creatures have the ability to detect vibrations in order to receive information from their environment.  So to be wondering why the creature you made up in your book is able to hear something seems like a trivial issue.

Until it keeps you from writing because you are struggling over whether your characters have "ears" or not.  Well, you might say, "Yes, Shane, your creatures have what science would call an ear if they can hear anything at all."  Okay, I grant you that, but what kind of ear?

Have you ever stopped to consider how an ear works?  Because I sure have!  More than I ever thought I would need or want to!  For instance, most reptiles have an ear that works like a drum: a membrane stretched over the aural cavity that transfers vibrations to the inner ear and thus the eardrum, allowing for the ability to hear sounds.  Inside the ear, there is a bone that vibrates and transfers the vibration into the inner ear, where the auditory nerve is.  But because of the structure of reptile skulls and ears, it is most likely that these vibrations are not received as distinct sounds.  So what do lizards hear?  Probably something akin to having your hands over or plugs in your ears: muffled or somewhat distorted noise.  Mammals, however, have ears with the external flap that is meant to funnel vibrations into the ear, which seems to allow mammals to differentiate between sounds better than lizards.  Also, there are three separate bones inside the ear that transfer the vibrations differently, allowing for seemingly more precise auditory sensations.  


This may be directly related to how these species communicate with each other.  Lizards and reptiles tend to use color, scent, and body language to communicate, which is also supported by the general lack of specific vocalizations among reptile species.  Mammals on the other hand use vocalizations exclusively in some species, while others mix in body language, color, and smell.  

"But Shane," you say, "Birds, frogs, and whales use vocalizations constantly and they don't have external ear flaps or whatever you're talking about."

Yeah...  I know.  However, those creatures tend to rely on either very high pitched or very low pitched vocalizations.  They do not tend to have the subtleties of speech or even the whimper of a sad puppy to them.  (But then again whale songs can be very complicated and full of subtlety so what do I know."

Ultimately, this may all be a meaningless distraction.  Then why am I so torn up about it?  I don't know!  Maybe I needed to just write this to vent my frustration with my lack of writing.  It ultimately will not matter much to the story.  My characters communicate, and as long as readers accept that it doesn't matter if they have ears like humans, mammals, or anything else.  

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

It's Groundhog's Day . . . Again. . .

I'd really like to sit down and write, but I won't...



Man, I feel like this has been the last several days.  I wake up and go through the motions at work, and despite having had COPIOUS amounts of free time (primarily due to a disappointing lack of work to do at Work) I can't write!  While I'm not stuck in the existential crisis that Bill Murray is trapped by in Groundhog's Day, it sure feels like I am to a degree.  On the flip side, I seem to write when I complain about not writing, so we'll see if it works this time.

So far, I've got a little less than four pages of Chapter 8, which I really wanted to get done last month.  I'm in another "forced writing" situation after describing a new character, a 'velociraptor'-esque creature that's a sort of Loyal Animal Companion.  I'm in the situation where I'm like "Do I describe them more (even if I revise it all out later) or do I just stop here and move one?"  I know what the right answer is but that never helps.  Hopefully that pattern I mentioned earlier holds true and I get some writing done though.  Anyway, Happy Groundhog's Day.  I sure hope there will be a tomorrow.  There wasn't one today.

Monday, January 25, 2016

Struggling to Write

I need to write!

Particularly when I don't want to!


This month has been FAR less productive than I had hoped it would be.  After a fast start where I wrote about 5 pages in 2 days, I petered out just as fast and have been just forcing myself to STOP writing chapter 7.  It's done.  It has been done.  Someone convince my muse that it's done!

So Chapter 8 is empty still.  STILL.  Unacceptable.  And yet, I doomed myself.  I bought myself Fallout 4 after Christmas and I have been unable to think about anything that isn't radioactive, apocalyptic, or devastated.  Fallout 4 is fun!  But that's not what I should be doing!

The moments when I have to force myself to write are the hardest.  It's like depression, I think.  You want to put fingers to keys and type things, and you KNOW what you want to type.  But it just -nope- doesn't happen.  You can be thinking of like a great bit of writing while in the shower or while walking through a snowstorm but you sit in front of a keyboard and -nope- nothing.  You immediately think of 'better' things to do, or a way to make your settlement in Fallout 4 that much better.

Sometimes I wonder if writing can be compared to a pressure system.  Ideas and the urge to write build up over time when you don't write, until at some point the urge to write overpowers the other distractions in life and you finally write because you need to relieve the pressure!  Well the end of December and the first week of January let me vent that pressure and now...  At least I have, officially, this time, finally, decided that Chapter 7 is 'good enough for me to stop writing it and move on.' I just hope Chapter 8 decides to let me write it down before I find some other game to disappear into. . .

I'm looking at you Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak.

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Work is Stressful!

Adulting is hard...

[rant]

You can't make me!
Back to work at school, and I find that not only do I not want to be there this week, but neither does anyone else!  Staff and students are sick, which means I'm going to end up sick, as well as grumpy!  I've never had to argue with so many students!  And the staff is just sick of a lot of the students who just don't care.

It kind of makes me sad, really.  What is so wrong with our culture that our children have no sense of pride in anything, and that they willingly permit themselves to avoid getting an education?  And I'm not talking about knowing historical dates or memorizing scientific theory, I mean learning the problem solving skills that coincide with struggling!  Or how to follow directions.  Or just to simply fight through adversity to achieve one's goals!  I see too many students just throw their hands in the air and say, "I can't do this," when things get hard instead of asking for help.  And when they do ask for help they just whine about how confusing it is instead of letting you help them!

I don't expect every student to be good at math or science or whatever, but to at least give effort.  To try.  To face adversity and complete the tasks before them with pride!  Even if that means trying and failing.  Because we all learn from failure!  I've had plenty of helpings of failure.  I was on academic probation my sophomore year of college because I couldn't pass an accelerated mathematics course as well as a writing class.  Yes!  This future author failed Expository Writing!  I had to retake these classes.  I've been fired from jobs and disciplined for not doing jobs properly.  I've made choices I later regretted due to not making a more beneficial choice.  I am not always proud of my mistakes, but I learned from them.  I persevered through the adversity.  I kept my head up and found a way.  Why?  Because I had to.  Because as a young man and even now as an older (young) man I had bills to pay, responsibilities to fulfil, expectations to reach.  I had goals for myself and still do, and though some are further from reach than others, I keep struggling toward them.  I don't see this in many of the students I work with, and it saddens me.  I want everyone to achieve their dreams.  I want people to be happy and able to take care of themselves.  And I want them to avoid the mistakes I made.

I know what I want is unrealistic, but I won't just give up on them all.  Even the most infuriating student will earn my compassion (once I get over how dumb and frustrating they are).  I want kids to learn things.  Anything.  Preferably legal and harmless things.  But I want them to be willing to engage and be enthusiastic about something!

[/rant]

I hope your career is keeping you engaged and excited.  I do enjoy my job, and most days don't make me feel this way, but today was awful.  Everything bad about what I do was amplified today.  But don't mind me.  I will keep working on what's important to me.  I have a great year ahead of me that will end (not literally but close enough) with my marriage to my wonderful blog editor and fiancee.  (They're the same person by the way, just incase there was confusion).  And I'm going to finish my book!  There's no time like the present, right?

Best wishes!  Thanks for reading my rant!

Monday, January 4, 2016

Back to Work!

So I hope everyone who had off between Christmas Eve and today enjoyed having off between Christmas Eve and today because today happened and we all had to go back to work.  Yay.  (Boo).  But it wasn't all bad!  I wrote over two pages of my book!


I think that is the most I have managed to write in a single day in. . .  a really long time.  Probably not since I wrote the first draft of my third chapter in one sitting because I was writing it for a creative writing class and the draft was due the next morning and I'm a master procrastinator and this sentence is getting too long.  But I am very happy with myself.  So my plan to write "lots of book" has started off on the write foot!  (See what I did there?)